We think we have the best Dinosaur toys but now heres our collection of the best dinosaur jokes around. Warning, there maybe a few really bad ones in this lot!
What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom!
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? "Tea, Rex?"
What do you call a Diplodocus that won't stop talking? A dino-bore!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent!
How can you tell there's a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won't close!
What is a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet!
What should you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus? Try to cheer him up!
What dinosaur never gives up? A try-tryceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus
What did the one eyed dinosaur say to his dog? Do-you-think-he-saurus, Rex?
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush
What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? Stegosnorus
Which was the scariest pre-historic animal? The Terror-dactyl
What do you get when you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? A Tricera-hops
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen? A Tricera-cops
What has a 3 horns and 4 wheels? A Triceratops on a skateboard.
